We’re glad to see you’re sticking with your mad science, after the failure with the hypertoilet.
Archive for July, 2009
When Pig-men were Pig-Men
July 30, 2009
I remain nostalgic for a time when savage Pig-men roamed the streets. Now they’re all “Ooh, no , I chipped a tusk!” and “Moisturize, moisturize, eat babies and moisturize!”
Uni, no!
July 29, 2009
Fans of the classic Dungeons & Dragons television show may remember this early version of Uni (later replaced with a baby unicorn) from the era when script and character decisions were made by random dice roll.
The Vikings were a highly misunderstood people
July 28, 2009
Um, it’s like a Viking guy? Without a beard? And he’s not really mean, but he does have an axe and the helmet with horns on it. So, maybe they weren’t all, like barbarians. Or maybe he’s still young, and the years of looting and pillaging and ravaging haven’t gotten him down. His friend Sven is still alive, and he hasn’t lost that eye to the Kraken yet, and maybe he sees a time when he can settle down on a slightly less wind-swept rock with his chattel. So he’s full of hope and youthful Viking-youth vigor? Or maybe he’s listening to a particularly bawdy chant?
Cupcakes are hip
July 27, 2009
Hip to the scene, that is. Know the score. Are with “it.” Have extra “sprinkles.”
Paging Dr. Chicken
July 21, 2009
Here’s the good news: the sex change procedure was a partial success!
