
Sure, he’s a charmer, but the next thing you know you have 126 children.


Sure, he’s a charmer, but the next thing you know you have 126 children.


Fortunately his giant teeth more than make up for this deficiency.


“Barkeep, gimme one of them pigs feet!”

Here’s the cute version.

This is the battle version of the original from



Immediately eats all the food. Also, apparently it is dumb joke week here at spoppy.com.


Seals the deal with a handshake after a game of Ghoulf.
I am so sorry.