Archive for October, 2009
From the icy methane seas of Titan to the balmy airs of Dimension X, you’ll be comfortable and stylish in our hybrid radium-aluminum exo-suit.
For just the price of an ornate plumed hat a day, you can help us fight the heartbreak of duodextrosity.
Submit to your answer in the comments.
I suppose you think genetically engineered cyborg man-apes are only good for killing?
Invented by Benjamin Franklin the Bloodthirsty, who is also credited with the creation of Laser Bifocals.
Point of clarification: that’s the 2609 Hat Summit. Fashion observers may remember this was the year the Morlock delegation ate all those Carmen Mirandroids.
It’s what’s for dinner.