
It’s fortified!

It’s like you’re staring right into my soul! Wait, no, my soul is usually around here someplace. Hold on…

Shoot this orc with as many arrows as you can! Especially if he is running towards your drainage pipe with a torch!

Spoppy Jr. is all about the trains, so now I am too. Does anybody else think it’s kind of weird the Thomas and Co. have faces but also have people that ride inside of them?

My brother (the handsome one, not the dashing one) just reminded me of this little movie I made many years ago, titled “By the Year 2010.” When you consider the popularity of Zhu Zhu pets, you will see that I am a freaking Nostradamus.

In exchange for freeing me, I will grant you three wishes, provided they are all worm-related.


Instead of zombie-ism, this one is afflicted with the bends. Also possibly rickets.

Frank and beans. I would have also accepted Brains and franks.


Manimal was also known for other inappropriate behavior, like the time he gave Ty Earl dengue fever or the time he dug up Brooke Mackenzie’s prize winning roses.