
Archive for the ‘Hats’ Category

Omar of Appalachia
March 8, 2010
Went to boarding school with Lawrence of Arabia, but turned out very differently. I’m currently out of speech bubbles, so just imagine he’s saying “Gimme that hooch!” Day two of exposed male nipples, no significant law enforcement contact to report. A cop did yawn at me at a stop light, probably just a coincidence. Anyway, I think a fatwa would be great publicity, can any of my readers arrange this?

Fred seems different somehow
February 25, 2010
I can’t quite put my finger on it. Did you get contacts?

How to play whiffle ball
January 27, 2010
Step 1. Procure a bottle of whiskey.
Step 2. You’ll figure it out.

Goofing around
January 26, 2010
This guy has permanent karate hands and a head full of rhizomes, as well as a nifty post-production background, but no legs.

Another cowboy
January 6, 2010
Instead of zombie-ism, this one is afflicted with the bends. Also possibly rickets.

Good citizens, does anyone know how I got up here?
Or maybe he’s from Istanghoul? Please help.
Bring in the dancing girls and the potato chips!