Step 1. Procure a bottle of whiskey.
Step 2. You’ll figure it out.
My brother (the handsome one, not the dashing one) just reminded me of this little movie I made many years ago, titled “By the Year 2010.” When you consider the popularity of Zhu Zhu pets, you will see that I am a freaking Nostradamus.
Trucker CB handle: Johnny No Navel
From the icy methane seas of Titan to the balmy airs of Dimension X, you’ll be comfortable and stylish in our hybrid radium-aluminum exo-suit.
I suppose you think genetically engineered cyborg man-apes are only good for killing?
Invented by Benjamin Franklin the Bloodthirsty, who is also credited with the creation of Laser Bifocals.
Point of clarification: that’s the 2609 Hat Summit. Fashion observers may remember this was the year the Morlock delegation ate all those Carmen Mirandroids.